Monday, April 7, 2008

Our Advertisement

Are you sad?
...Lonely?
...Depressed?

Are you or your party members struggling to make it to the second floor? The second room, even?

Do you need an extra boost to help you make it through another kill?

If you answered "Yes" questions 2 and 3, then we have the solution for you. (However, if you answered "Yes" to question 1, we suggest you contact your nearest church, religious leader, or psychologist.)

At Sweet Pea Eatery, you can Experience the taste of Heaven. All of our meals are made-to-order upon your request. Our service is always friendly and we promise you high-quality food. And the best part? All of it is incredibly inexpensive.

We Are Currently Searching For:
-Chefs

-Farmers

-Fishermen/women

-Treasurers

Need more information on the jobs? Then check here.

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